Friday, 5 April 2019

Made up April fools writing



                     

                  April fools
I start off my monday morning getting woke up by a air horn HONK!!. Then i get out of bed and go to the bathroom I go to take a shower and the shower head is facing the door SPLASH! The cold water sprays on me. I go to the kitchen to make myself some breakfast i put some cereal in a bowl with some milk. Next minute it slips out my hand! CRASH my bowl smashes on the ground making a terrible mess that I have to clean up. I decide to not have breakfast and to go get ready for school. I go to pack my bag and my bag has a big rip in the bottom. I go grab a old bag and I pack everything I need for school. I go to  get my shoes on and I see that i've lost my shoes. I look everywhere for my shoes but I seriously can't find them anywhere. I find them outside soaked from the rain. I go to find an old pair of shoes then i realise they don't fit me anymore. I put on my soaking wet shoes and start walking to the bus stop. I car drives past and drives through a puddle that splashes me right in the face. I arrive at the bus stop and get on the bus. The bus takes me to school and at school kids at the front door have 3 big buckets of cold water a tip them on my head! UGH!! Luckily i had a spare uniform in my bag that i can change into. I change into my new clean dry uniform and walk into my first class which is maths. I walk into maths and the teacher says WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK!!. I say i wasn’t here last week and i didnt get the homework miss. She yells and says  I DON'T CARE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK. She says detention after school. I sigh and say “Okay miss “ And sit down and begin the test. I finish the test and hand it in. She says well done but you still have detention after school. I say I know miss and walk out to my next class which is English. I walk in and nothing happens i do my work as usual and then a thought came to my head “ I should prank people and get revenge” I finish my classes and take the bus ride home. I arrive home and start thinking of pranks to do on my family. I realise that we have big buckets outside I grab the buckets and fill them up with ice cold water and put a pack of ice in each. I stand behind the door as my sister walks in. I pour all the ice cold water and ice on her head SPLASH!! She screams and grabs a towel to clean herself up. I start to think of more pranks. I see oreos on the kitchen counter i grab 3 and head to the bathroom and grab some white toothpaste and exchange the cream to toothpaste I put them both on the kitchen counter and wait for my  target. My brother comes and eats an oreo and totally regrets it and goes running for a drink of water. I laugh and walk away to plan my next target. I invite Nova over and plan my next prank. While i wait for her to walk around to my place and I grab 2 sponges and cover them in chocolate icing and put it on the counter with a drink of soy sauce that looks like coke. She comes over and I say Here have some cake, She goes to cut a slice of cake then realises it's a sponge she goes to drink the coke and then spits it straight out. She says Nice one Hannah. She goes home 1 hour later after we hang out. I eat my dinner then go back to my bedroom to plan more pranks. I find glad wrap in the kitchen and think of a magiour prank. I take the glad wrap to the toilet and put some over top. I wait a few minutes and hear a SCREAM coming from the bathroom.I ask her what's wrong and she says Nothing madly and stomps to her room. Taylor comes over the next day as happy as can be but i have some tricks up my sleeve. She knocks on the door and i don't open it i wait for her to knock again i open the door without her seeing me and as she walks in i splash her with milk. She goes home at about 9 at night and that's the end of my crazy april fools day.

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